Hanging Out with the Band

Hanging Out with the Band

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Metaphisic: Real or Fiction?

Monday around 9:30 am I decided to take the time to read a book that my church game on bible studies on Sunday and me being me, I've been pushing it back till that day. I sat down on the kitchen table; as I was reading I notice my dad staring at me while he was eating breakfast, he was having cereal (This is not uncommon coming from him, since he's got a take on everything and his points of view are not usually good most of the time) so I decided to ignore him till I was done reading the chapter I was on. As soon as I put the book down my dad got up and as he walk away from me he started to talk, "You know Chris, when I was younger I used to read a lot and one of the things I like to read about the most was Metaphysics (Metaphysic: is a branch of philosophy concerned with explaining the fundamental nature of being and the world)and I remember some passages that stuck with me, it talked about this world being a full with energy and us being affected by that energy, good and bad and those rip jeans (here is when I understood why he was starting at me) are attracting bad energy, that is the reason why every time my cloths rips or starts to ravel I throw it out and replace it with new. I also remember Britney Spears  doing an interview with rip jeans "you know I like her, I mean she is extremely attractive and sexy" any ways not long after her interview wearing those jeans that were so in she got arrested with drugs (I don't actually remember this scenario ever taking place but it is possible, I do think my dad at this point got Britney confused with Paris Hilton) and then the economical debacle and depression and what not, so if you have the time read it.






All of this got me thinking... Could my dad be right about this? Could it be true? After all I do believe on Fen Shui (Fen Shui: is an ancient Chinese system of aesthetics believed to use the laws of both Heaven and Earth to help one improve life by receiving positive energy or qi).



I used to be very successful at pretty much everything I did, even long shots to the point where my friends though I was the luckiest guy ever and ever since I switched to rip jeans to sort of follow "Fashion" and I put that in "" because I was more like pushed in to it by my girlfriend at the time, she said "Those jeans look awesome on you, you should get a pair in ever style and color" and ever since started using them I tend to get in more trouble than usual and my plans are not really falling into place as they should, which makes me even more subconscious about the whole rip jeans idea thing.

I did some research about this energy thing and as it turns out there are hundreds of sites that say that energy does affect us in  many different ways, just like colors and music change our moods, the same thing happens with energy, there even are some doctors that use energy healing therapy to treat patients with depression, upset stomach, headaches, injuries, the list goes on, and every day a new form of energy healing is revealed and what not, but I could not find one site that said anything about using energy to influence bad karma or to influence you life negatively which is interesting but at the same time why would you want to read about harming another person/human being? All of this research brings something to mind which is, if you can do good with it, you can also do bad, I mean the coin always has two faces...



                                                           Joke of the Day:


Arthur Davidson died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, you reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven. 
Arthur though about it for a minute and then said, " I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. 
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented Harley Davidson motorcycles?"
Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."
God said, "Well, what is the big deal in inventing something that's pretty much unstable, makes noise and pollution and can not run without a road?"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse  me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have you major design flaws in your invention: 

  1. There is too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
  2. it chatters constantly at high speeds;
  3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
  4. The intake is too close to the exhaust;
  5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"
"Hmmmmmm, you have some great points there," replied God. "Hold on." God went to His Celestial Supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."









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